dzue's experiment on the workings of a black girls mind

I've been in class for approximately 9 and 1/2 mins and my teacher is showing us family portraits (WTF)! Since I am clearly not interested, I decided to step out of my finance major and take up sociology for a couple of minutes: I conducted a dzue experiment.

QUESTION: Are black girls natural born haters

BACKGROUND: I'm sitting in a large lecture hall somewhere in the back(but still in the class)  It's a junior and above class so by now, most of us know at least one person in class-nothing race specific about this, simply a fact!!But sometimes, people don't and this is where things get interesting with the black girl population and thus begins my experiment. We(black girls) walk in, do a quick look over to see whether a familiar face is already seated, and if not proceed on taking a seat near someone that we acknowledged as an "interest point".

METHOD: I'll pick on the girl that just walked in and use her as an example for those that have no clue what I am talking about. She is cute, well put together and clearly has that oh so black mentality(that I lo-key posess too cause the fact that she was cute is irrelevant). So, I play girl B and my familiar face is already sitting next to me, and he(for results of experiments sake) is black. So girl walks in, looks at me and (does the quick hater sweep, as I do the same) proceeds to sit in the row right in front of me. Lost at what the big deal is....let me break it down!

ANALYSIS:

•  Girl A walks in finds no familiar face, so proceeds to next best thing another black girl with the same kind of characteristics.(In this case we both wearing loud bracelets and same type of 'i'm not here to make friends' look)
• Girl B acknowledges girl by holding a look then looking at seat infront of her to say it was ok.
• Girl A sits infront of Girl B without a word
• Both girls know within 1 or 2 classes they could possibly have exchanged numbers. Just not today, cause those are just not rules of black girl engagement.

RESULTS: The reason I single out black girls is cause black guys don't care, they just look for the girl that they are most attracted to and sit in noticeable distance. White girls seem to walk in and instantly start talking to whoever lands next to them, and the white guys in class always seem to have a girlfriend so they are void from my theory. We, black girls seem to have a chip that says assess the next girl gauge how much competition she'll be and stay close. You'll either talk to her, and if you don't at least she'll know you there.

CONCLUSION: Black girls are natural haters and we don't mean to, it simply is